Murdering English – ‘Laugh’ to stay healthy.
From Administrative Deptt.
Bengaluru in 1996 :
As my mother-in-law has expired and I m the only one responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days’ leave.
Maharashtra in 2005:“Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave.”
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Jharkhand in 2000From an employee who was performing the “mundan” ceremony of his 10 year old son:
As I want to cut my son’s head in Gaya, please leave me for two days..
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Leave Application from an employee who was performing his daughter’s wedding in Hyderabad in 1996 :As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week’s leave..
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From another Administration Dept,Gujarat in 2007:An employee applied for half-day leave as follows:“Since I’ve to go to the cremation ground at 10 o’clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave”
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Another leave application found in Bihar in the year 2005I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday for me.
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A leave application to a Principal in Jamshedpur in 2006:“As I am studying in this school I am suffering from a headache and the headache is paining. Please grant me one day leave.
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Leave application found in Kolkata in 2014:“My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave”.
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Another seen on the cover note while applying for a job in 1999:“Dear Sir, with reference to the above employment circular number, Please refer to my bottom.
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Another funny Letter found in Bhubaneswar in 2016:“I am well here and hope you are also in the same well
Laugh to stay healthy, stay fit…